Liz wants to adopt a baby. She is telling Jack about getting ready for a house visit from a social worker:
Liz: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
Jack: That man can wear a sweater.
Self-explanatory:
Jack: What do you take to fly?
Liz: Candy and magazines.
Jack: No pills. Nobody flies without medication any more. Why shouldn’t you enjoy the same luxuries as a dog?
Liz: Comanapricil? May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime…
Jack: It’s very good.
Words don't do this scene justice:
Liz: [dressed as Princess Leia] I don’t really think it’s fair for me to be in a jury because I can read thoughts.
Judge: Dismissed.
Kenneth has lost respect for Jack because of a series of fake Olympic events, and Jack is trying to give him a hypothetical moral dilemma:
Kenneth: I don’t believe in hypothetical situations, Mr. Donaghy. That’s like lying to your brain.
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